Thursday, May 10, 2012

Uninspired


A lazy and uninspired Villains match deserves an equally lazy and uninspired blog post. So without further ado, I’m throwing in the towel with some lazy haiku…


Guido midget dude
Sucked and was offsides all day
Scored the only goal


Plenty of chances
Their keeper had bricks for hands
Villains bricks for feet


No-one stayed for beer
No player-of-week for you
‘Dems the breaks biatch


Three standout players
Garv played D and James hustled
Dave created well


Josh made some plays too
Villains still didn’t do shit
D-5 for life y’all

Holy shit that field
Was is worse than Nashua?

Different but still crap

Rabbit taken down
Near fight with Jamie involved
Shocker. Missed PK


Not much else to say
Better is how we must play
See you Mother’s Day

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